How (NOT) to be a Responsible Driver, Part 1

I suppose no one really enjoys having a car up their butt, but considering I’ve had more than my fair share of rear-end collisions, I’m totally paranoid about those who follow WAY to closely. I have been known to tap my breaks to get people’s attention and sometimes it actually works though what I’d really LOVE is a switch on the dashboard (or the steering wheel–even better!) that turns on my reverse lights without having to actually engage them. REALLY freak people out ;-)

So, yes, that would probably a case of two wrongs but since I don’t [yet] have that switch I’m still perfectly in the right to slow down to avoid hitting those in front of ME.