Quick tip: Do not answer while asleep.
Granted, it was January so having Santa still in mind is one thing and, I suppose, saying that the commercial only showed white students could have combined in his sleepy head but… it was just such a bizarre response. And I didn’t realize he’d fallen asleep until he spoke. Where does that sleeping sitting up skill come from?
Totally spontaneous and simultaneous sound effects!
Logic is a very dangerous thing to employ while watching any sort of television.
And for those not familiar with the subject matter:
Tony Stewart ArmorAll Commercial
Comcast Phone Commercial (Hunter)
(tip of the hat to Doemain for the generic-talk speech bubble idea, works so well when the actual conversation isn’t as important as the fact that there was one)
Todd’s not much of a talker, in general, though he does warm up over time 
Partially to balance it out, partially out of nerves I really did do most of the talking. I asked questions like a good datee should but, well, we were still getting used to each other face-to-face so I chattered on like a magpie for a couple of hours. Until I started feeling self-conscious about it, that is. After that line (which wouldn’t be recorded if it hadn’t worked), there wasn’t much talking for a while 
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